suatu hari di kantor imigrasi...

24 nov 2008


Puteri I ( ank bongsu raja bugis) telah dpt sms dr sape ntah menyurohnye pergi ke kantor imigrasi utk sign papers...she went there alne...wakil istana..ditemani..Ketua Dayang Nani...
sori dinda...kami kanda2 tak bole tman dat day..sori ye..muahxx!!!



26 nov 2008


Tiga orang puteri kerabat diraje bugis,mix ARAB,campor darah JOHOR and pure PERAK,
born in kedah,perak and kuala lumpur,but SPOILED IN KL telah pergi ke kantor imegresen yg terletak di jln merpati sumwhere located kat jakpus..


Kate je la sorg tu name die Puteri L,Puteri F and Puteri Z...


Mereke bertige sejurus lepas kuliah telah berdiri dlm hujan tunggu teksi yg lembab (ms tu jam lak tuh) selame beberape belas minit gak la tunggu untuk menghale ke lokasi mereke iaitu tmpat imgresen tu la..


Tujuannya..nk take pic,fingerprintin,sign form ape yg patot untuk kitas*. Memang mereke agak xcited la..mule2..nk pegi sbb nk uroskan hal balek malaysia kn..tp bile da sampai sane..tmbang teksi plak mcm melampau je hargenye..mereke punye keexcitedtan berkurang..secare linear.
Mase dlm teksi..since da kne hujan yg agak bnyk sme da pegang pale..trk2 rmbot,btol2 tudung..sbb PENING...da la LAPA..LAPA..LAPA...time lunch tuh..tp nk balek malaysia punye pashal..mereke sanggop meredah segale halangan..dn dugaan..(lagu hujan..best2!!) .Dalam half and hour pastu, tige org puteri tu pun sampai..naek tngkat 3 tunggu la dekat sejam..sbb ms dorg sampai tu tgh lunch break..mlg btol naseb...haih..


Puteri Z mmg bad mood...hp die abs bateri so x leh dgr lagu....
Puteri L mate pun x bole bukak..ngntok tahap gaban..
Puteri F die x dgr pape sbb ade satu jenis teknologi name die hp berwalkman da kuasai hidup die..

kemudian..jumpe la Pak osman ..pegawai pendidikan kedutaan malaysia yg uroskn hal kitas ni la..n bermulela satu crite FREAKY....

mase sme tgh tunggu turn....Puteri L da lepas..Puteri F da lepas...tbela turn
Puteri Z..tp lmbat sket sbb pakcik tuh pergi solat jp..xpe la tunggu..



SEMASA PENANTIAN KAMI...........teng//teng//teng...


Ade la sorg lelaki ni...berasal dr MIDDLE EAST..aka..org ARAB la..aka..bangsa yg Timbalan Perdana Menteri Malaysia, Datok Najib warn student Malaysia jgn caye kt dorg nie...aka..bangse yg menakotkan hidop kami ari tuh!!...telah dtg..dudok kat depan Puteri L dn menegor Puteri L...


ALERT YE RAKAN2..die TBE2 JE DTG...APPROACH KAMI NIE...


Freak : Excuse me..but have i seen u sumwhere..u from where..singapore,malaysia,indonesia..

Puteri L : ha????.... trkebil2..muke chuak da...

Freak : mule memandang Puteri Z n Puteri F serta rakan2 mereka yg laen di ctu..dgn pndangan yg menakotkan

Puteri F : menarik rambot Puteri Z dengan agresif sbb takot...tindakan refleks tuh..

Puteri Z : since die pun terkejot..die biarkn je Puteri F menarek rmbotnya..


Freak : u were in singapore 3 weeks ago?i think ive seen u there..u go singapore is it...(sumthing like datla gaye die ckp tuh)

Puteri L : no.no..i was here in indonesia..no..i never met u..no no no no no no..


Freak tu ade ckp lagi la..tp kami di tmpat kejadian da lupe ape die ckp sbb sme pun da chuak...tp isi kandungan percakapn die adalah die penah jumpe la Puteri L ni sumwhere...



Puteri Z : die baru menyedari pale die saket sbb rmbot die kne tarek..die pun ckp "er..my hair..my hair.." dgn bunyi kesaketan

Puteri L : owrh..sori2..sori..sambil bwat mke bermakne bersala..

Puteri Z : xpe2...huhuhuhu...smbil bwat mke bermakne juge..

Freak : why ur hair?whut hapen to ur hair..


Dalam hati Puteri Z.. [nk kne penyepak mamat nie]


Puteri Z : oh..my hair is fine..it's nothing...huh..

Freak : sinister smile...
esh takot ak..


Pastu Freak ni beraleh lg ke Puteri L..
{rakan2 nk kasi sng paham..mangse kali ini adalah Puteri L pulak ye.}


Freak : How long hv u been here..ur studying here?where u study??


Puteri L yg innocent ni da bgtau la sme perkare sebenar..


Puteri L : study...dokter...ukrida..never seen u b4..been here 3 months..



Puteri Z yg rs x sdp ati..dgn care freak tu bercakap n pandang n perilaku die...telah mencelah...dgn hrpn freak tu blah..



Puteri Z : we've been here for 3 months..


Puteri F : make that 4...(cece fana....hik2)


Puteri Z : she's never been to singapore..we never leave jakarta..
we've been here for 4 months alredi..
(punye la nk tegaskn yg dorg dok jakarta ni x kuar2)



tba2..freak tu pndang sme org..extra freaky look kat Puteri Z..

Freak : oh..bad come out line..
bad come out line..hehe..smbil gelak2 bodo die..sepak kang!!!



[krenye..die phm la Puteri Z nk the cnversation to end..tp die x nk lg..so mereka bertige termasok lagi 3 org kat ctu tros ckp melayu...]


"ape die ckp ni"

"x phm..x phm"

"ape mamat ni"



skali freak ni ckp indon la plak..krenye die bole berbahase laen la..terkejot berok sme..nk escape pun susa..



n die teros ngomong2 ngn Puteri L..yg mase tuh da pucat gle!!!!...kami ni x tw nk watpe..da tlg tp freak ni plak bangang..haih..
sme pun pucat tp thp kepucatan puteri L mmg extra...
pastu freak tu tnye..


Freak : u originally from where??

Puteri L : Malaysia..pure

Freak : no..u lie..u look like arabian..u lie..no..


Puteri L : NO..IM TRUELY MALAYSIAN..PURE..MALAY..PURE..PURE..
(puteri L ckp pure bape bnyk kali pun x tau la..hahaha)

Freak : no..u look like my bangsa..from afghanistan..no..u lie..


Puteri L : NO..IM PURE MALAY..PURE..
smbil geleng2 pale..mke da pucat da..


Puteri Z : where are you from then??
(puteri Z da bengang..n risau ngn situation tuh...)
yg freak ni bole plak nk maen teke-teki..


Freak : u guest..

Puteri Z : clue?

Freak : Mid East..

Puteri Z : ha..afghanistan???
(dlm hati da pk bukan2 da..)



Freak : osama bin laden's home..


Puteri Z : (mane la ak tau)

Puteri F : (zoe ak takot da ni!!!!!)


Puteri Z : i dunno..

Freak : Yemeni...
Ur fren here also from yemeni..
(die tunjok kat Puteri L)



Puteri L : NO NO NO NO.IM a MALAYSIAN!!!


Freak : no..i dun believe u..pastu die ckp indon..

Freak : muka yg laen ade la malay,rupe2 indon..u no..


PASTU DIE TUNJOK SORG2 ..

die ckp mke jihah ngn tehah mke local people..

mke Puteri F mke org Betawi..

mke Puteri Z mcm beyonce Destiny's child..

(puteri z x tw la nk accept tu as compliment ke ape..beyonce lawa..kaye lak tuh..hahha)

yg peliknye..kate dr yemeni..tw plak destiny's child..ceh..nyampah akoo!!



Pastu die pun blah..kononnye pasport die da siap..
die ckp die ialah sorg lawyer...die de sogok beberape org kat ctu..yg kononnye client die..


tlgla phm..

pakaian pun mcm buroh kontrak..tak pun mcm org jual karpet je..ade hati nk jadi lawyer...seres x masok akal!!!tlg la...
sebelum die blah die telah dtg balek jumpe kami..


(mase tuh puteri Z tgh sedap2 kutok die..tbe2 die dtg..sme yg tgh gelak2 terdiam)



Freak : let me introduce my self..smbil hulor tgn kat Puteri L sorg je..
my name is Khan(bkn name sebenar)..


Puteri L : hanye tersenyom..x smbot pun salam si Khan tuh..
no..no..i can't touch..

Freak : come on..touch me...salam..



Puteri Z,Puteri F dn teman2 laen ak rs da redi kasot ngn penyepak da kalu die
pakse lagi Puteri L...


Freak : What's ur name?

Puteri Z da kasi signal kt Puteri L suro fake her name..Tipu!!


Puteri L plak dgn bijaknye ckp name die..

"FARA"

lg la bunyi ARAB!!!


FreaK : see..ur name is fara..arab name..u must be from yemeni..


mase tu bdak2 laen sme rs nk hantok pale kat dinding..
Puteri L ni pun..kasi la name Mas ke..Peah ke..


Pastu die pun blah..
last word Freak tuh
"nice knowing all of you..bye"



KAMI SME X BERGUMBIRA LANGSUNG JUMPE KO!!!!



lepas freak tuh blah kami pun troskn kehidupan..tp maseh dlm keseraman la.
baru la ketige2 puteri bugis itu phm nasihat Datok Najib..
kalu x before dis x penah amek kesah..
moral of the story..sle jgn trust people..
sle becare ful..especialli ngn org bangse nie....



seres chuak gle aritu..mke freak tuh mmg mke criminal!!!